velshtein | dead bodies galore

SO JOHNNY DIED. AT AGE 29. HIS HEAD WAS CRUSHED BY A BOULDER BY AN UNKNOWN PERSON OR THING. JOHNNY. JOHNNY WHO WAS LIKE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY MAIN CHARACTER FROM STEEL BALL RUN TO GET A HAPPY ENDING AND WHO GOT TO LIVE AND AAAAAAAAAAAAAH NOW WE FIND OUT THAT HE DID INDEED DIE YOUNG.

AND OH GOD HE'S THE NEW UNIVERSE'S VERSION OF JONATHAN AND HE LOST HIS HEAD AND DIED YOUNG JUST LIKE JONATHAN ALKSJDA;LSKDJASKDJA;LSKDJA.

AND OH GOD. His wife (RINA, AWWWWWWW) became ill with a mysterious illness so Johnny decided to seek out THE HOLY CORPSE WHICH EVERYONE THINKS WAS LOCKED IN THAT VAULT. EXCEPT LUCY LIED ABOUT DIO LOCKING THE VAULT AND WAS SHADY ABOUT IT AND DIO'S CORPSE DISAPPEARED AFTER LUCY KILLED HIM SO I GUESS IT'S POSSIBLE THAT SHE LOCKED DIO'S CORPSE IN THE VAULT AND TOOK JESUS' CORPSE.

AND THAT MEANS.

THAT JOHNNY MIGHT HAVE WHAT??? FOUND DIO'S CORPSE IN THE VAULT??? AND THEN LOST HIS HEAD??? OH GOD OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK. I'M SO UPSET.

AND REALLY EXCITING BECAUSE ALL THAT STEEL BALL RUN MYSTERIOUS THAT WERE NEVER FULLY WRAPPED UP MIGHT GET EXPLAINED OH GOD.

AND ALSO THAT MORE JONATHAN/DIO RELATIONSHIP WEIRDNESS MIGHT HAVE TRANSCENDED UNIVERSES OH GOD.