plastic dreams

[velshtein]

Cracking up at AmiAmi's site description for this pretty Dio figure:

The third release in the non-poseable Statue Legend series from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure in celebration of Hirohiko Araki's 30th anniversary as a manga artist is Shadow Dio! Featuring a back so beautiful you may not believe it could belong to a man and incredible detailing in his face, clothes and musculature this statue shows more dynamic posing and motion that other mere "figures". You can even see the scar on his neck from [SPOILER REMOVED]!

FEATURING A BACK SO BEAUTIFUL YOU MAY NOT BELIEVE IT COULD BELONG TO A MAN. Lmao. I mean they're right but that is a hilarious way to phrase it.

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[stopongreen]

UNF. ♥ THAT'S OUR BEAUTIFUL FUSED BACK.

I love how this is a ready to battle pose. Dio wastes no chance to be gorgeous.

[velshtein]

DIO THANKS YOU, JONATHAN, FOR HIS GORGEOUS BODY.

He has to look good at all times for his loyal followers! Lmao I can imagine him stalking around that mansion in Egypt, half-naked, stopping to admire himself in mirrors, while everyone ogles him all day. VANILLA ICE MUST HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY.

[stopongreen]

HE APPRECIATES IT SO MUCH HE HAS TO LEAVE HIMSELF STRUTTING AROUND, PANTS UNBUTTONED.

Is it just me or the man has no shame with the package he's got.

VANILLA ICE MUST HAVE BEEN SO HAPPY.
GRATEFUL ENOUGH TO GIVE DIO AS MUCH MAN-BLOOD AS HE CAN.

Finally continued with Part IV (mucho thanks for the better translate) and I'm starting to enjoy it a lot (LARGELY THANKS TO FOOD CHAPTER and gossiping Josuke and Oyukasu).

[velshtein]

PANTS UNBUTTONED
LMAO YES. BUTTONING PANTS IS SOMETHING HE'S NEVER MASTERED LOL. I love how he went from Victorian England fashion STRAIGHT INTO A SEXY GLAM ROCK LOOK, DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN TO ACCENTUATE MALE SEXUALITY. JONATHAN WOULD BE SO SCANDALIZED. THAT'S NOT HOW A GENTLEMAN DRESSES/ACTS.

the man has no shame with the package he's got.
GEHUGEHGEUGH. GODDAMN. JONATHAN WHY DID YOU HIDE THAT FOR SO LONG.

and I'm starting to enjoy it a lot
I'm glad to hear it! It's sucks that the terrible translations for parts 4 and 5 bring them down so much. Especially 5 since only the first two volumes have been redone so far. You lose so much characterization with a bad translation, even though you can get most of the plot.

THANKS TO FOOD CHAPTER
I LOVED THAT TONIO JUST TURNED OUT TO BE A GREAT COOK, INSTEAD OF SOMEONE TRYING TO MURDER THEM. <3

gossiping Josuke and Oyukasu
Hahah they are adorable.