GOD THE NEW MGSV TRAILER. I JUST CAN'T. I CAN'T DEAL. AT ALL. OH GOD BIG BOSS AND OCELOT ON HORSES. BOYFRIENDS ON HORSES. IT'S LIKE ALL MY STUPID
FETISHES DREAMS COME TRUE. I'M GETTING ALL STARRY EYED OVER THE THOUGHT OF CAMPING AND STARGAZING AND CAMPFIRES, EVEN THOUGH LMAO THE SETTING PROBABLY WOULDN'T WORK SUPER WELL FOR THAT. And oh god Ocelot's voice. I don't know who's voicing him but it's a pretty decent transition between Josh Keaton and Patric Zimmerman. I MEAN IT SOUNDS LIKE HE'S BEEN FURIOUSLY CHAINSMOKING CIGARS FOR YEARS TO GET HIS VOICE TO CHANGE THAT FAST BUT WHATEVER. I LOVE IT. Also lmao I'm cracking up at Ocelot's tagline: "A Rival living a Lie."
LIVING A LIE. I MEAN IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A SHOCKER IF HE WASN'T SIMULTANEOUSLY LIVING THREE LIES ALL THE TIME.
