like a vise

[velshtein]

I had some bug repellent on my hands, absentmindedly picked up my dental retainers and shoved them in my mouth GHEUGHEGUEHG BRB GAGGING.

Last night I dreamt that a ghost, named Mina Pelo, wrapped me up in their arms (very tightly), began chewing on the top of my head and then started making out with me. I was all "WHAT THE HELL GHOST."

And then (even though I almost never turn down dream-sex) I think I banished it or something. For the head-chewing. I can't really get past that in a relationship, ghostly or not.

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[stopongreen]

AGHHG I HATE AWKWARD RETAINER TASTE GUHGGH.

Yeaaah, head-chewing to making out is not the best transition. ='D

[velshtein]

IT'S SO GROSS.

lol now i'm tempted to try it out on someone else. thought the last dude i knew was so laid-back that he would have been all "WHATEVER GETS YOU OFF, YOU WEIRDO."